Mary Quite Contrary

 
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I keep wondering what Ibbi-Ilabrat thought about the sesame irrigation situation. Was it "Don't copy me on this email" or "Dude, you fuckin' tell him! That sesame is SCREWED!!"?

On a similar note tablet: the second part of the Ea-nasir saga reveals that even over 4,000 years ago, guys in the "our money or your kneecaps" business had nicknames like Shorty.

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Koalas
With cloacas
Don't need their holes in pairs

Koalas
With cloacas
Ain't just cute teddy bears

Because on Tuesdays they all catch
Chlamydia unawares.🎶

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"And the double spacing was really distracting."

INSPIRED: Long effusive back-and-forth exchange on your terrible gift, a slow blossoming friendship, rising trust and openness... all in the service of eventually luring the creator of your terrible gift down to your basement wine cellar to check out your cask of amontillado.

"For the love of god, Nontresor!"

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Of course he does: not hyaluronic acid, but nanobots. Batdick. Prehensile.

With this bat-spermatophore, I thee impregnate.

I more had the image of Superman impregnating Batman by shooting an ass-sperm up his dickhole, but that also works.

It's not an ass-sperm, it's my family's coat of arms - a heraldic creature on Krypton.

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